Here is a list of the things I will do:
I will extricate myself from my sleep-sack like Harry Houdini.
I will remove my diaper.
I will throw my diaper on the floor.
I will pee in the corner of my crib, aiming for the diaper on the floor.
I will watch the pee splash and drip onto the sheets, dust ruffle and several stuffed animals.
I will laugh and play with all the toys in my crib when I should be sleeping.
I will smile broadly at Mommy when she comes in to discover my nakedness.
I will talk and sing while Mommy changes my sheets AGAIN (yesterday was laundry day).
I will give Mommy a big hug and everything will be OK.
and it has only begun. So cute, but as a Mom having to changes crib sheets more than once a day is a super pain.
ReplyDeleteoh the joys of being a mommy , thanks so much for sharing.we love you guys. nick and paula
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