Thursday, December 31, 2009
Clean Bill of Health
Tonight we will be sticking close to home. I have boeuf bourguinon in the oven and Moet & Chandon in the refrigerator. Even in the pre-Jack era, we prefered staying home, cuddling on the couch with a good movie instead of going out to to deal with crowded dance floors and drunken mobs.
We hope the New Year brings you health, prosperity and happiness! Honestly, this year was so fabulous, it'll be hard to top.
Happy New Year!
Tuesday, December 29, 2009
Strawberry Goatee
Grace of God
As it turns out, the bannister spindles near the stairs are spaced a bit wider than the others. Jack recognized this and squeezed through, trying to bypass the gate. Since we did not actually see the events unfold, we can only speculate about what actually happened. But it appears as if he fell about 10 feet down, landing on one of the lowest stairs on his left shoulder blade and then falling forward one or two stairs to rest face first on the hardwood floor. The events from that moment until we got to the hospital flash by in freeze frame fashion. We remember racing to the landing, then being on the floor next to him, then upstairs with him on the bed, then in the car driving to the emergency room. The wonderful nurses and doctors at Little Company of Mary took us in instantly. He was given an IV, neck collar and then off for CAT scans and x-rays of every part of his bodyThursday, December 24, 2009
Christmas Vacation
We are having a quiet Christmas Eve at our house tonight. Watching National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation and waiting for Santa to drop in. Jack had his best nap ever, just to make sure he was on the nice list. We hope you all have a wonderful evening and a merry Christmas tomorrow. Give each other a hug for us.
Wednesday, December 23, 2009
Check-out Lady
Thank you for your brilliant parenting tips today. There is nothing more helpful to a stressed-out mother than having you explain the naptime, lunchtime, shopping time cycle while a wailing two year old screams in the shopping cart. Your diatribe regarding how YOU managed your children when they were little (in order to avoid scenarios like mine) was both insightful and inspiring. I hope to one day be a perfect mom like you and raise perfect children who never cry due to teething, feeling ill, or just plain being cranky. Perhaps your position in the express lane is not your calling. Have you considered a daytime show like Dr. Phil? Maybe until the networks call you can just scan and bag my 15 lousy items QUICKLY, so that I may get home sooner. Thanks.
Christmas Tree Lane
Monday, December 21, 2009
Duct Tape
Sunday, December 20, 2009
Spirit of the Holidays
Well, in the spirit of Christmas, she allowed Jack to cuddle with her on the couch this morning. There they are, like three peas in a pod. For a brief moment in time she thawed her icy demeanor and allowed a little love in. Maybe there is hope for our puppy Grinch to love her buddy Jack.
Friday, December 18, 2009
On the Chart!
Birthday Boy
Saturday, December 12, 2009
Email to Santa
My parents think I am still a baby so they will probably buy something lame for me for Christmas. I heard them talking about something called a Radio Flyer. I hope it really flies. Anyway, I am really a big boy now and I would like my own computer. I'd like a nice Sony laptop, or maybe a Mac book like Daddy. I'm sorry about all those melt downs lately, thank you for understanding.
Yours truly,
Jack
Friday, December 11, 2009
Countdown to Christmas
The last two weeks have flashed by! Last weekend we got our Christmas tree. We tried to get it on Sunday morning, but Jack melted down in Target, so we headed home. We figured we'd go after his nap. No nap (again), but we went Sunday evening to Big Wave Dave's. Of course, he loved the little red sports car way more than the trees! We managed to get a tree anyway. It took us about three days to finish decorating it, but it really looks pretty. You'd never know we used only plastic ornaments for the lower 4 feet! And we replaced our old lights with new LEDs. Looks great and uses far less energy, nice!
On Tuesday we walked to the park where he played for about an hour. Finally, he napped that afternoon. He thinks he is such a big boy, but this refusal to nap is a nightmare for us all. He gets crabby, which makes Mommy crabby, which makes Daddy crabby...you get the picture. So if you are the praying type, pray for sleep at our house:-)
So you don't think he is all 2 year old temper tantrums, here's a cute photo of him ready for our evening outing to see the neighborhood Christmas displays. Our next door neighbors have an inflatable Santa that Jack loves. He says, "San Clau..HO HO HO!" Too cute!
Saturday, November 28, 2009
Lights Alive
Friday, November 27, 2009
Giving Thanks
What a wonderful Thanksgiving. Rob, Jack and I had a wonderful, relaxing day together. It was looking a little questionable on Wednesday night when the thermostat on the oven went out while I was neck deep in pies. This is the second year we've experienced this SNAFU. Our neighbors, Sarah and Davis, gave us the key to their house while they are in San Diego in case we needed to borrow an oven or two. I was able to trick the oven into working and we filled our house with the wonderful fragrance of roasting turkey and all the trimmings. Jack joined us at the table this year. He liked the turkey and LOVED the cranberry sauce! He even got his first taste of little marshmallows on top of the sweet potatoes. We had a delicious meal and then watched a few movies. I don't think Kung Fu Panda is related to Thanksgiving, but Jack enjoyed it. When it was finally pie time, Jack helped Mommy whip the cream and then we dug in. He prefers pecan, just like Mommy!
P.S. Here's the Thanksgiving photo that never seems to make it into the album! HA! It was worth it.
Tuesday, November 17, 2009
San Diego Fun
On Sunday we met Grandpa Nick and Tutu for lunch at The Cheesecake Factory. It was great to see them. I held their hands and walked all over the mall with them after lunch.
It was a very exciting trip, but it's always nice to be home.
Saturday, November 14, 2009
Week In Review
Tuesday, November 3, 2009
Sorry, No Photos
The morning moved along as a typical Tuesday would: breakfast, coffee, get us dressed, start some laundry, light chores, go on a walk with Lorena, reutrn home for lunch, etc. Well, this evening Jack and I will be going to Santa Barbara to watch Rob compete in the bocce semi-finals at Arnoldi's. Seeing how it is a bath night, I decided to give Jack his bath after lunch instead. He was having a grand time until...there in the tub beside him was--a poo. In fact, a few! DRATS! Well, not the end of the world, after all, it does happen. I was at least mightily grateful not to be in the tub with him this time. So I lifted him out onto the tile, scooped out the offending objects, drained the water, moved the toys to the sink for a nice bleach soak, and grabbed the Soft Soap and a scouring pad. As I was climbing into the tub to do some toxic clean-up, I notice that Jack had opened the bathroom door and was standing in the hall, peeing on the hard wood floors. Well, I'd hate for him to slip in that, so I got a towel, mopped it up, and resumed haz-mat duties in the tub. At this point, I was not concerned about him running around the house without a diaper because, frankly, what more could he do? Funny you should ask! He walked back into the bathroom about two minutes later carrying a flashlight covered in poo (no dangling participle, both he and the flashlight were covered in poo). Knowing I had already flushed the poo down the toilet, I was immediately horrified to think that I would spend the afternoon playing "Find the Other Poo". Since the flashlight is usually beside my nightstand, I decided to start there. Low and behold, a lone poo was waiting there, along with a bit more pee, inches from my brand new laptop. Again, I was mightily grateful, it wasn't ON my brand new laptop. Well folks, I ran a new tub, finished Jack's bath (because by then he REALLY needed one) and put him down for a nap. After starting one more load of laundry and making friends with Resolve carpet cleaner, I had to write this blog. I know when he is off to college one day and I sit in my empty nest, this will be one of those memories I cherish. Right now, not so much.
Monday, November 2, 2009
Sunday, November 1, 2009
More Dino Treats
Saturday, October 31, 2009
Dino Treats
We had great sucess this evening getting Jack to embrace his inner dinosaur! Let's say expectations were set to VERY LOW, but as you can see he pulled through in fine fashion! We took the advice of our daycare goddess, Karen, who said, "Just put it on him. Don't give him a choice. Just do it and be done." Ladies and gentlemen, this is not her first rodeo. It worked like a dream. We got him dressed with only minor whimpering, we ignored his tantrum and took him outside.
When he saw the other kids in costume, he got a little warmed up. When he saw them carrying pumpkin buckets (like his) he got a little warmer. Finally, he had a bucket
of treats in one hand, candy in the other, and he couldn't even protest when I slipped the hat on his head. He got so much positive attention that he ended up wearing the hat for over an hour and the rest of the costume for about 3 hours. He was so adorable I could barely stand it! It was such a great evening for us all that I even ignored the fact that all he would eat for dinner was Nerds candy and his sippy cup of milk! After his bath and a serious teeth brushing, we tucked him in bed with his new favorite book...Christmas story! He could get used to the holiday season!JACK-O-Lanterns

Jack got to help with carving Jack-o-lanterns for the first time today. He really had fun reaching in to the pumpkin to pull out "guts". He was in there all the way to his armpit, having a great time as Daddy's helper. When he was finished, we carved the pumpkins and roasted the seeds. We hope to have a wonderful time trick-or-treating with our little dinosaur later tonight. Happy Halloween.
Tee Time!
Wednesday, October 28, 2009
Sushi Anyone?


Daddy doesn't like sushi, so while he played bocce tonight (and celebrated Uncle Rob's birthday with dinner at Arnoldi's) Mommy and Jack had sushi! Well, Jack had steak teriyaki, but he tried using chopsticks for the first time. He thought that if Mommy could do it, then so could he. After a bit of practice, he managed to stab a few carrots and eat them. He also loved dipping his steak in a bit of soy sauce. Mommy might have a sushi partner after all.
Tuesday, October 27, 2009
Unhappy Dinosaur
Jack wants to cancel Halloween this year. He wore the hood of his dinosaur costume for a total of 30 seconds (if you count all 5 times) and you can see from the video how much he enjoyed trying on the bodysuit. What I didn't get on video was his collapse into tears when he saw himself in the mirror. Oh boy...it's going to be a rough Halloween this year.
Last year I had very low expectations about his reaction to his costume, but he LOVED it. We had to literally peel that lion costume off of his sweaty little body. Well, I guess I thought he'd be excited again this year. Not so much. He doesn't care how many hours I spent making it or how adorable it looks on him. Never mind the fact that he is totally enamoured with dinosaurs and walks around the house ROARING all the time. He has dinosaur pjs, dinosaur books, dinosaur toys and even a dinosaur helium balloon. Apparently that doesn't mean he wants to look like a dinosaur. Maybe when Grandpa Nick and TuTu are here he will change his mind. He will either be a smilasaurus or tyrannasaurus-mess. I'll post photos either way.
Friday, October 16, 2009
Boys' Friday
Monday, October 12, 2009
Cheese!
Saturday, October 10, 2009
Pumpkin Patch
'Tis the
season for ghosts, skeletons, witches and JACK O'Lanterns. So today, after watching "It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown," we took a trip to our local pumpkin patch to check it all out. It was funny to think that when we went last year Jack couldn't even walk around the place and this year he was pulling the pumpkins in a wagon,
carrying small pumpkins, and running through rows upon rows of pumpkins. The only thing that slowed him down was the display of very scary ghosts complete with eerie music. Frankly, it freaked me out a little too. He played in the haunted house with Daddy and climbed the haystacks for a few photos. It was a very fun morning. We left with three perfect pumpkins. In a few weeks we'll get to see how he likes carving them up, too. We placed them next to his ghost on the front steps for now. He's really liking this Halloween thing!
Thursday, October 8, 2009
Jack To Go

Jack does not like when Daddy goes out of town on business! He's a pretty smart cookie. He's already planning how to stow away on the next business trip. He's just the right size for a carry-on! "Anything to declare?" Well, as a matter of fact..." Tuesday, October 6, 2009
Italian Wedding Soup

Monday, October 5, 2009
Baby Max
After dinner, we went to Grandma Laura and Pa's house. Jack had his bath, a bottle, and had some quick hugs for everyone before he went to sleep. This morning, Nikki brought Max over before she went to work, so we got to play together for several hours before we came home. The cousins laid on the play mat together and Jack even shared is new wind-up frog toy with Max. Max was so full of smiles and laughs for his crazy Auntie. Peek-a-boo never gets old, does it?
Sorry the photo with the boys and me is overexposed, but Jack only sat still for one frame, so we had to take what we could get. That was also the last shot of me in that sweatshirt. Soon after, I gave Max his bottle. When I burped him he spit up all over, but being a smart, veteran Mom I had a rag on my shoulder..HA, outwitted him! Then I put him down for his morning nap, but he fussed and cried, so I went to check on him. His blanket wasn't swaddled very well, so I picked him up to adjust it and...KAPOW! Projectile all over my shoulder! HA! Looks like he got the last laugh on me. I swaddled him up again and he dozed peacefully off to dreamland. Oh well, spit happens! It was a quick trip, but I got some good cuddle time in with my nephew, so it was well worth it.Sunday, October 4, 2009
Busy Weekend

Friday, October 2, 2009
Roar!!

Jack and I took a drive up the coast this morning to meet Jenny and her adorable twin boys for some fun at the Santa Barbara Zoo. It was a typical glorious day in Santa Barbara. Fortunately, it was not scorching hot yet either. We got very good views of the penguins, elephants, flamingoes, gorillas, meerkats and lions. Jack was especially thrilled with the
lions! We saw both the male and female sunning themselves on a huge rock in front of the glass. He roared proudly to everyone who came up for a look and we finally had to coerce him tosay,"Bye-Bye Lions!" and leave them behind. Not to worry though, he found a toy lion in the gift shop that he just couldn't live without. We had a peanut butter sandwich in the shade and then played "get" with the twins up near the new condor exhibit. It was a wonderful day. We are so lucky to live in Paradise :-)


